What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:59

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-All the bad guys are black.
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.